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Sorry, the Gina Rinehart joke you were looking for seems to be missing.

You can try:

• checking the obituary pages of the newspaper – there’s a good chance the joketeller has recently been assassinated

• seeking out other sources of Rinehart humour, such as her own poetry

• reading about Alan Jones instead

• furiously clicking the left mouse button and saying “Oh, for fuck’s sake” – that often works