New Year fireworks, Melbourne 2014

Photo: Chris Phutully

 

New year resolutions have been considered naff and juvenile so widely and for such a long time that they’re now, inevitably, about to come back into fashion.

Written by one of the internet’s great trendsetters, this article will only turn that probability into a certainty.

This year, I resolve to create a sarcastic Haught spin-off blog about parenthood. That’s my resolution. What’s yours?

 

 

He-hello?

 

Well, I’ll take your (quite rude) silence to mean you don’t have one yet, so here are some ideas: