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Tag: love letters

A love letter

My dearest, I missed you yesterday. I missed you so much that my head ached. My body yearned for you…

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My email to Weis’ ice creams

…all your products are bloody delicious and the fact you remain an Australian-owned company swells my chest with the kind of green and gold pride that makes me want to look in a mirror and tell myself “Stop puffing out your chest – you look like a wanker and you’re bringing attention to yourself”.

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