Purveyors of fine sarcasm
The moral of the story is avoid hedging your bets. If you’re not sure about what to wear, either dress for the ballroom or nude up.
Friends have informed me that the internet dating scene is moribund. Realising that traditional partner-finding avenues are now back in vogue, I’ve decided to dedicate this week’s column to office prowling tips.
While in Barcelona, I once hid in a lavatory to avoid dancing. The Contiki Tour I was on took us…