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Stench eels

Thank you for taking an interest in stench eels.

Stench eels are not real; I made them up.

They grow up to 160 centimetres long and are closely related to the moray eel.

They have googly eyes and stink like shit.

A person who catches stench eels for a living is known as a stench eeler. Stench eelers also do not exist.

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