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What I wore (and took) to Hoo haa Bar

  • An ill-fitting, white Rivers shirt with uneven grey “pinstripes”
  • A pair of decidedly square-toed, eight-year-old Florsheim shoes
  • A Melbourne Football Club tie featuring club and AFL logos from the early 1990s
  • A multi-coloured, multi-textured wallet inlaid with a cowrie shell
  • A foul-smelling beanie

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