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The Haught guide to applying for jobs

What a drag it is applying for jobs. The world would be a far better place if you could just…

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The Haught guide to small talk

What should be the subject of the mandatory conversation you strike up with odious or uninspiring colleagues? Here are a few aces to put up your sleeve…

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The Haught guide to work toilet banditry

If you’re reading this and have worked in an office with mostly upper-middle class colleagues but never encountered the sort of lavatory foulness you’d associate with a cholera-infected Mumbai slum you’re in a tiny and very lucky minority.

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The Haught guide to fudging your resume

          The lord of the white lies I once told a lie. It was many, many…

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The Haught guide to office dating

Friends have informed me that the internet dating scene is moribund. Realising that traditional partner-finding avenues are now back in vogue, I’ve decided to dedicate this week’s column to office prowling tips.

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Erotic fiction – a new excerpt

“Oh god” Cora-Lynne breathed. “Let’s do it right here.” She was referring to sexual intercourse.

She exposed her dewy thicket.

The barometer reached its upper limit – Very Dry. It was a wholly inappropriate reading.

His weapon of lust moved intrepidly inside. He now knew what bliss felt like: it felt like being inside a plump, steamed gyoza dumpling.

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Benign to Five on networking

The official Haught guide to effective, strategic, synergistic networking, going forward.

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My email to Woolworths

People sometimes ask me whether I really send the emails I publish on Haught to the people and companies they’re addressed to….

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Haught is on Google+

If I were a gambling man – and I am – I would be putting the house – and I…

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The MetroSuccessual campaign

I am, if nothing else, an advertising aficionado. In the past, I’ve been known to be quite critical of some…

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