The email that led to the undisputed greatest customer service response of all time
An email to the public transport operator of incomparable ineptitude
The email to social media leviathans and pathological algorithm changers, Facebook
The email to Microsoft exec Stephen Elop, who wrote what has become known as one of the worst emails in corporate history
The particularly nasty email to the worst ticketing system in the history of civilisation
The email to the National Rifle Association about the end of civilisation as we know it.
The email to some of the largest carcinogen tube manufacturers, seeking advice about reversing my waning popularity
The email to a Myer CEO who complained publicly that the National Disability Insurance Scheme would affect retail sales
My email to my fellow Melburnians (because I was too scared to be a smart arse to Border Force Australia)
The email to Arnott’s (well, really Campbell Soup Co) about their astounding changes to the Shapes recipes.
MY EMAIL TO CONNEX
The email to the original world’s most incompetent (now-defunct) transport company
MY EMAIL TO KYLE SANDILANDS
The email to noted the self-gratifier and entertainer of halfwits, Kyle Sandilands
MY EMAIL TO WEIS’ Ice-CREAMS
The love letter to manufacturer of the world’s most delicious ice-cream, Weis’
My email to The Goodnight Society
The email to a very kind Australian pyjama manufacturer.
MY EMAIL TO BEN POLIS
The email to flash-in-the-pan entrepreneur and bigot, Ben Polis
MY EMAIL TO Alan jones
The email to beetroot-coloured Sydney-Sider and riot incitement expert, Alan Jones
MY EMAIL TO KFC
The email to purveyors of grease, KFC, about their cricket ads
MY EMAIL TO WOOLWORTHS
The email to the Australian megacorporation about their exceedingly bad credit card service
MY EMAIL TO COLES
The email to another Australian megacorporation about hot cross buns and Jesus
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