Haught

Purveyors of fine sarcasm

Tag: trains

My email to Connex

If you’re a relative newcomer to Haught, you might not know that before I was writing immaculately worded emails to…

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The MetroSuccessual campaign

I am, if nothing else, an advertising aficionado. In the past, I’ve been known to be quite critical of some…

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My email to myki

myki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.

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THE RESPONSE: My email to Metro Trains

In May I sent an email to Metro Trains. It started out as an opportunity for the Big Blue M…

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My email to Metro Trains

I have a back catalogue of unsent Metro Trains complaints that, if put down on paper, scrunched into a ball and launched into space, would quickly begin orbiting the sun and become our solar system’s fourth largest planet.

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