Haught

Purveyors of fine sarcasm

Category: Melbourne

The Pat Raw Chronicles – concluded(?)

If you follow Haught on Facebook, you’ll be intimately familiar with the AAA-class weirdo and anti-political correctness campaigner, Pat Raw. Or…

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Dumb Ways to Die (the Demons version)

As some of you reading this will know, my alter ego is a mild-mannered Melbourne Demons supporter by the name…

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The nice guy campaign

A few years ago my mate Jess Cameron-Wootten started making shoes. He got good at it – ridiculously good – and…

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My email to myki

myki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.

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Pat Raw: The Musical

The last installment of the Pat Raw Chronicles ended with Haught fan Julianne Rice suggesting that it was “only a…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles (cont’d)

If you’re new to Haught and haven’t yet got onto the official Haught Facebook page, you might not know who…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles

Over the last few months, a legend has been born. If you ‘like’ Haught on Facebook you might already know him…

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I owe Little Bean Blue a dollar

Dear fans of Haught Feelings, I need a little favour. I need you to make sure I don’t forget something….

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THE RESPONSE: My email to Yarra Trams

You may have noticed by now that I believe sarcasm is the second highest form of wit (lavatory humour being…

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The Grape Men Ride Again

If you’re new to the Haught blog, you might not know who the Grape Men are. In this case, you…

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