Haught

Purveyors of fine sarcasm

Tag: public transport

The Pat Raw Chronicles – concluded(?)

If you follow Haught on Facebook, you’ll be intimately familiar with the AAA-class weirdo and anti-political correctness campaigner, Pat Raw. Or…

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My email to Connex

If you’re a relative newcomer to Haught, you might not know that before I was writing immaculately worded emails to…

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The MetroSuccessual campaign

I am, if nothing else, an advertising aficionado. In the past, I’ve been known to be quite critical of some…

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My email to myki

myki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.

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Pat Raw: The Musical

The last installment of the Pat Raw Chronicles ended with Haught fan Julianne Rice suggesting that it was “only a…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles (cont’d)

If you’re new to Haught and haven’t yet got onto the official Haught Facebook page, you might not know who…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles

Over the last few months, a legend has been born. If you ‘like’ Haught on Facebook you might already know him…

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The #FreeAnnie campaign [VICTORY]

At the end of last month you might recall that I began the #FreeAnnie campaign. If you didn’t catch the…

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THE RESPONSE: My email to Metro Trains

In May I sent an email to Metro Trains. It started out as an opportunity for the Big Blue M…

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The #FreeAnnie campaign

As The Age reported this week Metro Trains has, over the last year, gone into a fine dispensing frenzy. One of the people…

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