Haught hasn’t been running at full capacity recently. I first knew there was a problem when my daily visitor stats…
Read MoreLast week, the Sydney broadcaster Alan Jones told a gathering that the Prime Minister’s father, who had recently passed away, had…
Read MoreGay marriage. It’s died down completely as an issue since I wrote this letter to Margaret Court earlier in the…
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While I may be the world’s most promising and precocious literary talent, this doesn’t change the fact that I am as ugly as sin. And I’m not talking about one of the spurious Catholic ones like “original sin” or one of the piss-weak Deadly ones like sloth or gluttony; I’m talking about the absolute shockers like wrath, Avada Kedavra and, by far the worst of all, vanity. (I absolutely abhor arrogance and conceit, and as the owner of a Chapel Street night club, you undoubtedly do too.)
I’m so unattractive, my wife employs a Perseus-style mirror-plated shield when conversing with me. I’m so unattractive, I’m reluctant to have children because I fear that if my son or daughter got my face genes, I’d be dragged to The Hague and charged with crimes against humanity.
Read MoreSometimes I receive messages in the spiced ham folder of my email that get me so excited I feel like…
Read More…all your products are bloody delicious and the fact you remain an Australian-owned company swells my chest with the kind of green and gold pride that makes me want to look in a mirror and tell myself “Stop puffing out your chest – you look like a wanker and you’re bringing attention to yourself”.
Read MoreAt the end of last month you might recall that I began the #FreeAnnie campaign. If you didn’t catch the…
Read MoreIn May I sent an email to Metro Trains. It started out as an opportunity for the Big Blue M…
Read MoreLast week I sent an email to Metro Trains. I haven’t yet heard anything back from an official representative, but…
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