Facebook, I’m not a greedy man. I’m humble blogger. Some would say the best humble blogger in the southern hemisphere, but let’s not quibble over whether I’m the best, second best or third best. The point is I am a humble blogger with a modest goal: I merely want to scatter my iconic brand of highly literate sarcasm to the adoring public like sunflower seeds to ecstatic crimson rosellas…
Read MoreIf you’re a relative newcomer to Haught, you might not know that before I was writing immaculately worded emails to…
Read More“What your detractors, and the broader population, don’t understand is that people like you (and me) are the First Estate of the 21st century. Like the clergymen before us, we will speak and write in whatever language we choose, and if members of the lower castes can’t understand it, so be it.”
Read MorePeople sometimes ask me whether I really send the emails I publish on Haught to the people and companies they’re addressed to….
Read MoreWith a few days left before the Australian Federal election, the political group GetUp! commissioned a TV advertisement aiming to…
Read MoreYesterday, the CEO of the department store Myer, Bernie Brooks is said to have told a business conference that an…
Read Moremyki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.
Read MoreHaughtist Elizabeth Campbell wrote a couple of weeks ago imploring me to send an email to Coles on her behalf….
Read MoreIf you take even a vague interest in the cricket, you can’t have missed KFC’s latest television ad campaign involving…
Read MoreHaught hasn’t been running at full capacity recently. I first knew there was a problem when my daily visitor stats…
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