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My email to Myer

Yesterday, the CEO of the department store Myer, Bernie Brooks is said to have told a business conference that an…

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The Haught guide to change managers

  Every single word I write on these pages and in the pages of The Age and the Sydney Morning Herald is true. If…

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The Haught guide to “moving forward”

“Moving forward” (aka “going forward”) seems as popular today as when it first burst on to the corporate scene like an alien out of an unimportant character’s chest.

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My email to myki

myki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.

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Benign to Five on “When I grow up…”

What do you reckon Alan Jones wanted to be when he was growing up? What about Kyle Sandilands? Or Pat…

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My email to Coles

Haughtist Elizabeth Campbell wrote a couple of weeks ago imploring me to send an email to Coles on her behalf….

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My email to KFC

If you take even a vague interest in the cricket, you can’t have missed KFC’s latest television ad campaign involving…

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Pat Raw: The Musical

The last installment of the Pat Raw Chronicles ended with Haught fan Julianne Rice suggesting that it was “only a…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles (cont’d)

If you’re new to Haught and haven’t yet got onto the official Haught Facebook page, you might not know who…

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The Australian President’s real speech

Last week Barack Obama was re-elected as the Prime Minister of the Uniting States of America. This caused a great…

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