At the end of last month you might recall that I began the #FreeAnnie campaign. If you didn’t catch the…
Read MoreI’m pretty sure every single blogger in Australia has had a crack at parodying the ‘Ode to can’ poem in…
Read MoreIn May I sent an email to Metro Trains. It started out as an opportunity for the Big Blue M…
Read MoreAs The Age reported this week Metro Trains has, over the last year, gone into a fine dispensing frenzy. One of the people…
Read MoreLast week I sent an email to Metro Trains. I haven’t yet heard anything back from an official representative, but…
Read MoreDear fans of Haught Feelings, I need a little favour. I need you to make sure I don’t forget something….
Read MoreI have a back catalogue of unsent Metro Trains complaints that, if put down on paper, scrunched into a ball and launched into space, would quickly begin orbiting the sun and become our solar system’s fourth largest planet.
Read MoreMy alter ego wrote a short story and is trying to flog it on Amazon. It contains the lavatory references…
Read MoreToday the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) said Kyle Sandilands’ November on-air ejaculation of bile was a little bit bad…
Read MoreI’ll be brutally honest (I know you goddamn respect that): your clothing doesn’t really do it for me – diamante encrusted denim isn’t my thing. But by Christ I love your approach to customer service via the written word.
I find the style of your (recently much-publicised) email correspondence nothing short of mesmerizing. The gloriously specific examples, the beautifully restrained sprinkle of Latin, the extravagant defense of your staff… truly exhilarating stuff.
I want one of your emails to call my own.
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