Haught

Purveyors of fine sarcasm

The nice guy campaign

A few years ago my mate Jess Cameron-Wootten started making shoes. He got good at it – ridiculously good – and…

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My email to myki

myki, you are not a faecal stain on the fabric of society, not hydrochloric acid in the face of civility, not even a figurative cancer metastasising throughout the Victorian community. You are something so much worse.

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Benign to Five on “When I grow up…”

What do you reckon Alan Jones wanted to be when he was growing up? What about Kyle Sandilands? Or Pat…

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My email to Coles

Haughtist Elizabeth Campbell wrote a couple of weeks ago imploring me to send an email to Coles on her behalf….

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THE RESPONSE: My email to KFC

During the Boxing Day test Channel 9 showed twice as many KFC ads as they showed moments of decent cricket….

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My email to KFC

If you take even a vague interest in the cricket, you can’t have missed KFC’s latest television ad campaign involving…

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Pat Raw: The Musical

The last installment of the Pat Raw Chronicles ended with Haught fan Julianne Rice suggesting that it was “only a…

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The Pat Raw Chronicles (cont’d)

If you’re new to Haught and haven’t yet got onto the official Haught Facebook page, you might not know who…

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The Marshall Plan

A great injustice is taking place as you read this. Sam Marshall – the man who single-handedly turned Haught from…

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The Australian President’s real speech

Last week Barack Obama was re-elected as the Prime Minister of the Uniting States of America. This caused a great…

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